20 feet away? So that can technically be two stories below him?

Must have been torque steer... PULLED him off the road.

I got you babe.

If you’re white, it won’t be a noticeable difference.

Great. Now the politicians in DC have inconclusive proof that global warming is a hoax.

I’ll just be here watching it all go down.

Impressed.

He’d cut a bitch.

Won’t somebody think of his career?!?

My work here is done.

Half the size, the same fulfilling freedomniess as the original!

Or a poor man's version of a champagne chapeau.

LOLZ wut Ben?

BOY! HED! MOVE!

It’s like spootnik!

No, the closest bomb he will get to see is hayden christiansons last performance.

The cup was..... Empty.

And you’re voting for Trump. Glad we cleared that up now.

Or the box of tissues.

Ahem. That’s what she said.