...I’m buying a 747 and turning it into a swinging pad.

When firefighters got to the home around 5:30 p.m., they could see smoke coming from inside. A naked man opened the front door, said, “I’m sorry” and closed the door.

$150 ain’t cheap, but I WILL be winning the block decorating contest this December, even if I have to stop everyone else’s to do it!

I’m not saying Fortnite is trolling players with a ReBoot Easter egg, but I won’t be surprised when it turns out Epic Games has been totally trolling players with a ReBoot Easter egg.

This gives a new definition of “money burning a hole in my pocket”.

The effectiveness of digital camo can be argued, but goddamn is that a pretty paint job on that plane. Even on a large scale like 1/32, the thought of masking off something like that terrifies me. Even using one of the newer vinyl or PE stencils is intimidating.

The top three are here in Bethel Park, 2 &3 are in the same strip mall. From Yinz Can’t Park.

I would even go so far as to call this ‘doog’ news:

Cleanup continued after Sunday’s derailment of a Norfolk Southern freight train lead to a dozen or so containers, as well as the rail cars they sat on, either crashing down onto or dangling above the Port Authority’s T tracks a few hundred feet from the Station Square platform.

After yesterday’s derailment, work crews from several different companies have arrived to begin clearing the toppled rail cars from the Port Authority’s tracks, a task that may take two more days.

A Norfolk Southern train bound for Chicago partially derailed this afternoon, with four cars crashing onto the trolley tracks owned by the Port Authority of Allegheny County. None of the containers were carrying toxic materials, though one was full of Listerine. The Port Authority’s T and Bus service that use the…

Progressive, not being content being annoying on their own, is now parodying Chevy’s “Real Drivers” ad. Truly, this is the darkest timeline.

Nat Geo, formerly the National Geographic Channel (“We sold off extra letters and pass the savings on to you!”) has greenlit a 12-part, half hour series tentatively titled The Curiosity of Jeff Goldblum. The show will feature Goldblum exploring the science and history behind such things as subways, ice cream, toilet…

Our long nightmare is over Oppo. 

Dafuq is this shit? Bookmarks now where the Stars used to be?

My collection of Lego Speed Stars kits:

As the war between the Independent Mercenary Army (IMA) and Strahl Democratic Republic (SDR) wore on, the IMA’s Fireball suits became less effective, and attrition from collision with debris forced the further evolution of the SAFS line. The main body was completely reworked, with the vulnerable thrusters and tanks on…