I herd that.

Plano East doesn't kid around.

The weirdest part about this is that's actually a super-clear photo that's been put through the "Retired NFLer" Instagram filter.

Typical. The white man attacking and forcibly removing a Chief from his home land

Robbers always knock on the door.

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

The Chargers have had "potential" for like 9 years now. This is probably the first year in nearly a decade some assclowns pundit on ESPN hasn't picked then to go to the Super Bowl.

Goodell will find a way for this to be too rough.

Daddy needs kisses.

Yeesh, nice way of saying Flacco converted to Islam, Barry.

It's an homage to the Browns who miss a berth yearly.

As Flacco confided in Ray Lewis, "If you listened to my first son's cries, a lot of them didn’t even make sense."

Joe Flacco's priorities on the day his second child is born:

This was easily the least entertaining comment I've seen all year.

Obviously not talking about AJ McCarron's mom there.

It's awesome that there are still live TV directors & producers that think it's a good idea to put cameras & mics on people & cut to them without warning.

Oh fuck off.

I got this

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