After having lived in Wyoming I would bet my house that she’ll win. The coveted (R) next to her name on the ballot is all she needs come November and has achieved that. It’s basically in the bag already.

“I love my sister! I just disagree that she is an entire person deserving of happiness and family.”

Ya, fewer regulations will save coal. I can’t believe how ass-frontwards this party is.

That’s the other half of the needless suffering that the expansion of the War On Drugs has wrought; there is an opportunity cost in concentrating resources on drugs rather than tackling violence toward women and children. It is insane that billions have been spent prosecuting weed when the rates of crime and…

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

Where do you live where no one likes avocado?????????????

• Posed with a bizarre rictus of a smile next to a bucket of KFC, which wasn’t insane or offensive so much as it was just kind of weird-looking.

Writing about Donald Trump is a lot like gazing at the ceaseless tides of the ocean lapping against the beach, if the beach were strewn with garbage and discarded condoms and the waters themselves were mostly mucus-clogged spit.

I like this Megyn. I just wish this Megyn didn’t only show up when there’s an injustice that directly affects her.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Sad that abosrtion is still legal, Cletus?

Did anyone see the follow-up interview Chris Matthews did with Che and Jost? It was so cringe-y. Matthews actually asked Che who the funniest black man was. Che, in a brilliant move, respondent, “I’m going to say Bill Cosby so you don’t get in trouble. Let this be the headline tomorrow.”

It was trash and the most cringe-worthy part of a cringey cute movie.

You know, the way I look at it is that nature has been trying to get me knocked up every single month for 15+ years. I’m at about 179/180. That’s 99% win! Through antibiotics and broken condoms and shit side effects and binge drinking and teenage years when who only knows how I kept it together! That's a lot of…

I was 18 almost 19 and I was so angry at myself for getting pregnant.

Holy crap, that’s a big line-up.

I’m embarrassed to say that when I saw the title of the article my first thought was “Why replace her with a man?” Stupid subconscious ingrained prejudices.

She means the cops.

BLTs are a gift from the universe. The one sandwich guaranteed to make me happy.

I’m very picky about them. It’s a texture thing. Small pieces (like in fresh salsas) are great. Slices are okay on sandwiches and whatnot. Big chunks are gross. Whole cherry/grape tomatoes make me gag just thinking about them.