He did straight up bisect that one first boss for no apparent reason.

Men can be ballerinas. And graceful. ...Anyway they're cloth people. No gender. I don't think they have genitalia.

Preeeetty sure they were being sarcastic in that post...

Well one way gets them banned, and the other just makes it so you don't have to look at their ads, so. Pretty sure they'd prefer the latter.

Not completely true. Ezio's pistol could be aimed with or without enemies in range. Set up some interesting kills that way.