I mean, don’t send threats and harassment to the people who did come up with this whole thing, either? Like, I think it’s an incredibly shitty business model, that deserves extensive criticism, but harassing devs on social media - particularly with death threats - is never justified.

I’m truly sorry. I started with what I thought was a witty name and it escalated from there. All I wanted was for my lame jokes about David Moyes and Kyrie Irving to be taken seriously and then I became the conflicted monster I am now.

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?

Sure, but just you wait, Trump is going to make the biggest, most beautiful foreign policy mistakes you’ve ever seen!

Thank you for calling attention to my embarrassing bodily function.”

Posts like this make it more likely that other Lifehacker advice will be dismissed as nonsense from out of touch, Park Slope hipsters.

I don’t care what a bunch of foreigners do when someone sneezes.

Really, it’s come to this?

No

Call the cops and say... what, exactly? If none of the women he knew were willing to come forward, they wouldn’t have been able to do anything.

Reporting him to the police would not have done anything because the police don’t investigate vague allegations of wrongdoing with no victim attached.

Good work from James Gunn. Great to know he’s not just a top filmmaker but a decent guy too. I appreciate the stuff about the legal complications and second-hand accounts, but it’s important he’s standing up for the female friends and acquaintances who have directly faced Toback’s sleaze.

Can’t I simultaneously find this funny and also know that I am never going to go to KFC ever?

It must suck not to have a Popeye’s nearby.

Now I really wish there was a band named Herb Alpert and five other guys named Herb :/

Sometimes there isn’t much of a choice, though. They’re easy enough to avoid in more rural towns, but bigger urban areas with lots of sprawl? You’re gonna have a beast of a time finding the house you want that you can afford and otherwise plausibly live with outside of an HOA.

Only one thing he can do. He needs to renovate his home to look like this!

Between this and the announcement of Jalopnik’s show, I would like to volunteer the home decorations of our humble staff in case anyone would like us to tackle their cruddy house.

I believe he was referring to the color of the Mustang.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.