Please don’t question the one guy who stood up. Name every other, and question them.
My best, Ed
Go to Brooklyn and everyone will say they knew the players before they got famous.
“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”
the ’Tics played smarter
More like Cocaine Chao amirite
“See guys? Not so easy keeping two sets of books,” -Bernie Madoff.
“true witch” is pretty strong. It sounds like a rank one could attain in the pagan church. Yeah we got a party this weekend my aunt finally made True Witch.
The sanctimony, too. It’s pretty galling when these people who go out of their way to not only read an article, but to send a personal screed against the author try to lecture people about civility. The email about hate blackening the world...yeah, it does. That person just doesn’t understand that the hate is coming…
“Cooler heads will not prevail.”
This donger is great and all, but can we talk about Matheny “initiating a crew chief review” over Bruce touching first base. Winning (well, losing) the Cardinal Way!
I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.
I will smash your face into a car window and then take your girlfriend, Madeline Anderson, out to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her again
“We small-market teams need revenue sharing to be competitive!”
It is a general truism of my life that if teenage me knew what late-30s me knows, I’d have been three things:
1.) A lot more relaxed—because none of the shit that I thought was important in high school turned out to matter at all in college or beyond.
2.) A lot friendlier. I was a nerd in school (shocker, I know), and I…
Any links you could provide to substantiate that, brosef?
All-star games, mascots, and the wave - these things are for kids. Nothing is sillier than adult fans complaining about them.
“I’d like to say I understand what you are going through, but I don’t because this type of thing virtually never happens in my country” - pretty much all of the other nations in the Olympic Village, awkwardly attempting to console the Knierims.
Maybe use your context clues to assume that “series of graphic and demeaning text messages” might contain something that’s NSFW?