Brilliant ideas by men named Dickey, ranked:

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“Yeah, right, sure you did, Bo,” little Drake mocked, “and I suppose you also starred opposite Dudley Moore in the 1979 classic, ‘10,’ right?”

I am definitely gonna ask my wife if she wants to have a Nooner tomorrow. And she is definitely gonna say no. I am twelve years old.

Yeah, I was pretty exhausted when I got home from doing 1000 bicep curls. It's the only time I can find during the day to sculpt my guns.

So wait, there are actual tribal councils that result in the unworthy being voted off? Damn, I owe Jeff Probst an apology.

When I got in from the gym my three year-old said, "daddy, look at my butt. April Fool's!" The rest made less sense. Maybe next year we just skip this?

Indiana pizza joint = awful; Colorado pizza joint = awesome

Stupid question, but why not just divide WAR by games played?

And here I thought J.R. Smith would find the Cleveland nightlife wanting.

That is perhaps a tad more harsh of a take than I intended, but I am with you on the over all message: if the NYT is "more concerned with triangulating the safest position than with saying anything worth saying," then it doesn't deserve such prominence on a site whose "institutional obligation [is] to 'always go…

Can't disagree with this Albert, but I would point out that the only thing worse than the New York Times is every other mainstream media outlet. It's far from perfect, but the gray lady is the last decent "old media" option for credible reporting on important stories. And, not for nothing, there is roughly one story…

I bet they punched him the right way.

This is a tough break for some former Hoosiers, who will have a guy in a suit show up and throw a chair at them in a couple of years.

And she comes back and says, 'You don't have to thank me.' I swear to God that's what she said. And then I couldn't get her to shut up.

The night after Piazza's return to Shea as a San Diego Padre, he hit two off of Pedro. Almost had a third to win the game. He got a curtain call out of the road dugout, an unprecedented show of respect and admiration for a visiting player.

This reminds me of a terrible game I sometimes play with my online beer friends . . .

Piazza is the exception that proves the rule. I had tears in my eyes when he hit those two homers off Pedro.

"You know, just once in this lifetime, I would like my favorite team to acquire a legendary skill position player who does NOT turn out to be a complete fucking shithead."