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Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

That said, I fully endorse this joke because I will never get tired of watching actresses pretend to eat food.

Yeeeah, I honestly don't see why anyone would go to SeaWorld when the real ocean is close by. Speaking from personal experience, kayaking and suddenly having wild dolphins swim right next to your boat makes the SeaWorld dolphin experience really underwhelming. There are probably dolphin tours available, and the whole

Yes, seconded. Take her to the beach, also take a drive west one day early to go to the Clearwater aquarium which is the home for Winter, the dolphin that a movie was made after with Morgan Freeman. :) I believe it's a rescue marine place.

This is a fantastic idea, thank you!

I'm not the only one who thought this was going to be about a horse right?

True Detective season 2

i'll shit in the street...right in front of this joint

I wouldn't call LinkedIn a social media platform, exactly - I'd call it that professional networking site that I signed up for and then started ignoring when I realized it wasn't going to help me find future employment. So where are all the olds, because social media being dominated by boring 18-year-olds being

Barbie's lacefront weave has always irked me.

Fuck off, dumbass.

LESS READING MORE PETTING, PLZ. KTHANX.

First the came for "gay." Then "organic" was next to fall. Now "thug" is on the ropes... Where will it all end, this co-opting of words to fit a social agenda? Gay still means happy, all fruits and vegetables are organic, a spade is still a spade, a thug is a brute, and trying to say words are the new"nigger" is

Yeah, I mean, setting up a parade into a stadium in which the fucking building didn't collapse and a gay wasn't beaten to death on live TV was fucking stunning!

The irony of a country with homophobic leadership that bans "gay propaganda" hosting the world's premiere competition of male figure skating, the "world's gayest sport," promised to a satisfying bit of poetic justice. No gay propaganda here, says a stone-faced Putin clapping demurely at a man rocking the hell out of a

I think that's for dog corpses.

You can go find the picture if you want, you sicko.

Thank you for blurring this.

I feel like this is what Argo should've been about.