On the day that all the others go to SeaWorld, arrange a day trip for you and your daughter to the actual sea!! Orlando is landlocked, obvs, but a 60 - 90 minute drive in either direction will get you to a seashore! Have fun on your trip!
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I'm ashamed to admit that as appalled as I am that no one intervened, I also know that I would have been sitting/standing there, flapping my arms, screaming "Help her! Somebody help her!! Oh my god, why is no one helping her?!?!?" like a freaking moron. I hope that I would have had the presence of mind to call 911,…
Yeah, "look at" being the key words here. I'm just troubled that the photo here shows an open waste-paper basket. I know they can't re-do the whole infrastructure, nor should they have to, but you think they could have sprung for the step-on-lid cans in every bathroom maybe? An open bin of poopy-paper is a far…
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Hmmm, yes, but I am getting a bit more of a "Prestige Worldwide" vibe from this outfit. I am certain that membership would grant one VIP consideration at events like the Catalina Wine Mixer!
In the second-to-last photo...is she pooping?
I was scared of escalators when I was little. I remember I was about four and we were in Macy's Herald Square store where there was (maybe still is) at least one historic wooden escalator (maybe from the original building)...I was, of course, having none of it. There must have been some special promotion or…
Honey, you wouldn't be saying that if you ever had to suck a robot dick. Trust.
I remember when this happened and being so shocked and appalled the next day when I realized during the water cooler conversation that all the outrage and uproar was about the mere exposure of the breast. Prior to that, I honestly believed that people were reacting to the stylized depiction of what might be…
Well, I suppose he could give her a scaly, webbed, rear appendage AND a compelling backstory, yes?
THANK YOU! I wonder if the headline writer is trying to be cute or ironic or whatever, but it's just soooooooo offensive and annoying. Oh, they got ladies directing movies now??! Well, I'll bo gosh-darned. If the director were not female would it read, "Meet the gentleman director of this movie!" Granted, "women…
"Now I know why everyone hates women."
OMG, I would have guessed the image on the left was Debra Messing. Yikes!
I think they call themselves "stans..." instead of fans...but I don't know why or even if that's true!
I am a sucker for muppets...and all puppets...they immediately cause me to suspend my disbelief. A co-worker who was an aspiring puppeteer brought one of his puppets to work one day and was crouched down in front of the counter at which I was sitting, operating the puppet to interact with me. I was so delighted. I…
Whatevs, my parents each have a couple of MA's and a PhD, and I'm a big fat tub of lard!! Maybe I'm the exception that proves the rule?
Ha! That's the one. So gross!!
OMG. Me too! I used to watch that show with my Mom and EVERY time they did some sort of novelty thing like that she'd ALWAYS say, "Oh and just how does one clean something like that?" I specifically remember the prospect of cleaning the circus tent sent her right over the edge. Second to that was the artificial…
"You could bottle that salad dressing you make...or be a hostess on a cruise ship!" Loved that part so much. Poor Cordelia.
Well, a quarter pound hamburger is 4 ounces of ground beef, which is also what nutrition guides will tell you is a reasonable serving size of any meat (chicken breast, pork chop, sirloin steak, etc). That being said, most steakhouses offer chops in the 8oz - 16oz range. I think it would be very rare for a restaurant…