“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

“Michelle and Ryan’s nups, which took place on a remote island in Thailand that could only be accessed by “traditional wooden long-tail boats,” had everything: escort cards calligraphed atop “foraged river rocks,” hand-dyed silk flags for no reason, food poisoning, bridesmaids that knew how to sing, and macaque…

ASSEMBLE THE ENORMOUS CATAPULT!

I DID. And I learned that Scandal is an incredibly difficult show to bingewatch.

This is seriously impressive. Did you rewatch the whole season?

Haters gonna hate, I love my ring.

I had this pair of asshole brothers come in last night and they tipped me in coupons for free salsa because I had “such a sweet and spicy smile”. Their bill was over $100.

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

For what it’s worth, I think the previous commenter was referencing the second definition from dictionary.com: [of little or no practical value or meaning; purely academic.]

I’m sure that *not* having Lena onstage with the models would *also* be turned into a bad thing.

Eh, it all seems so unnecessary when there are so many others far more deserving of our scorn and contempt. I'm thinking of seventeen dudes I witnessed on stage a week or so in particular.

I actually began listening to Taylor Swift specifically because everyone I knew hated her and made fun of her and her fans all the time. That makes me sound contrarian, but a lot of hte insults were sexist tropes and stereotypes, and I also like trying to understand people and give them the benefit of the doubt,…

Stevia tastes very bitter to me—worse than saccharine. I am one of those cilantro-tastes-like-soap people, so maybe that’s it?

I don’t get the joke. That being said, stevia has a chemical flavor. Anybody else find that to be true?

No. The lid always goes down. There is a lid for a reason, and that reason is to contain microscopic bacteria that spew all over the place when you flush the toilet. That is the only correct answer.

Seriously. Good for you, but don’t humblebrag.

Hahahaha you should let her know her life is not for living but for giving you regularly updated music for your listening pleasure. I’m sure she’ll get right on that.

Some bands had to put out albums every six months because of their contracts. Some bands - The Proclaimers, for example - have contracts which don’t require them to chuck out any old filler - which is most of Tommy and Quadrophenia to my ears - so they can spend time making decent albums. And the last decent Stones…