The Pumas have been a rare bright spot in the last few years for me.
They’re pretty dang awesome.

So you’ve never heard of a ball-peen hammer and a punch?
It might be a bit more difficult with double-walled tanks but definitely not out of the realm of possibility.

I saw Andromeda Strain when I was maybe 9-10 as the 2nd half of a drive-in double-feature.  Part 1 was some Disney fluff like Apple Dumpling Gang or something then part 2 was meant for adults after all the kids had crashed out.  It scared the pee-waddin’s out of me. 

But he’s got a big ol’ gun!
If modern America has taught me anything it’s that any problem can be solved by just threatening/pointing/shooting it with a big ol’ gun.

A Rom-Com in space?
Please tell me it ends with both dying in a terrible hard-vacuum exposure incident?

I took my test in NW Oklahoma in 82, driving my Mom’s 74 Tbird. The test always included parallel parking (between two cones place along a driveway curb at the site) and the HP double-checked that yes, I did want to take my test in the road-boat. After all the road-test (driving around a small-ish farm town without…

I’d rather have the NB iteration of Flyin’ Miata’s Habu.
That being said, I daily’d a NB in San Antonio for nearly 10yrs and loved the hell out of it, but find myself even more curious about the possibilities of transplanting a Mustang 2.3T driveline into one at this point.

While I could really care less about this reboot, I’ll be happy if Hudson gets a good paycheck and a career upcharge from it. TV in San Antonio has a commercial with him for a local high-end ambulance chaser and I’d really appreciate it if this under-stated and under-appreciated actor could put that behind him once…

Ship this fucker and all his wanna-be patriot butt-buddies to Guantanamo Bay.

You will find this film in the dictionary as the definition of “cashing a paycheck.”
Holy shit, the world is suffering enough already, do we need a fucking Tom Brady movie?
No.  The answer is most assuredly “NO!”

This looks like a job for David Tracey!
Well, shit...

I’m “Thoughts and prayers”-ing as hard as I can!

Didn’t we already do this dance. Remember the 30 minutes fast or free pizza delivery craze? Too many Domino’s drivers were hammering to avoid getting dinged for the cost of a pizza or two and causing massive wrecks.  Lawsuits finally cost them more money than their marketing was making for them and they killed the…

We built it to literally look back to the beginning of the universe but will begin by scoping out space trash.

While evaporation of water in the canals is a problem, they should probably do something about how much water is wasted by companies and individuals all over the desert southwest for lawns and decorative landscaping. I remember flying into Phoenix in the middle of a dust-storm and seeing large green circles all…

Burning, sinking, soon to be corroded cars?
This looks like a job for David Tracey!

Well, shit.

what’s the sound of one mic dropping?

“though their cause remains poorly understood.”

Load up the dart-rifles with double-doses of covid vaccine and put Jim in the chopper over Disney main-street!
Just figure anyone at Disney right now and not wearing a mask is most likely not vaccinated and would lie about it anyway.

I and my coworkers all agree the best car accessory to have is no payment.