I like to keep this handy.
For close encounters...

So THAT’s where Wert has been all these years...

If’n it ain’t flocked; it ain’t no Batmobile!

Ya beat me to it!
Every rental car is 4wd!

Rental Cars. Any one of them.

He said you have to move the front-shock towers out a bit and build what amounts to frame-rails to mount the motor.
My Dad has an odd sense of humor and it really appealed to him though I think common sense kicked in before he went through with it.

When I was in HS (early-mid 80's) my father and I ran an auto shop in our small farm town in Oklahoma. As usual in these things, an old farmer couldn’t pay upfront for the work we did and instead traded my Dad a 427 engine. We disassembled it and rebuilt it on a stand and it sat in a corner of the shop. About this…

We Jalops are everywhere.

That’s what you get for calling a chevy Avalanche a “truck”

I’m still hoping for dart-gun-wielding Vax-squads shooting from old bubble-top Huey choppers like Jim from Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. They could have Crazy Uncle Joe narrate from an oak-paneled office as unvaccinated right-wangers are herded together and shot from the chopper. For accuracy, they could be sedated…

That would be EXTREME!

I’m sure he had his eye on Texas A&M.  He’d fit right in there with the brownshirts, I’m sure.

Crush the truck with the kid and his parents in the cabin.

Raccoons are a rabies vector, but over and above that they also carry some pretty nasty parasites that can infect animals and humans and are effectively untreatable.   My wife was a vet tech for a lot of years and about the only mammal she doesn’t unreservedly love are raccoons. 

Since the only thing the typical meatheaded ‘Murrican simpleton can understand is money let’s make it easy. If you, Officer Meathead, don’t want to be vaccinated to keep your useless ass alive in a pandemic then you are a financial liability to the insurance group that you are part of due to your employment. Since…

One important note:
testing a living animal for rabies is typically done my removing its head and looking at slides of its brain. This will most likely make that living animal not so alive anymore so the other alternative is quarantining the animal for various terms, usually 14days or so, to see if it begins to…

This is exactly the problem with corporate America and the right wang. Despite knowing full-well it was, at best, suspect and at worst an illegal scam, these good corporate citizens all stepped up and danced on cue. Just like all the ‘brave patriots’ behind the scenes who tried to tell us how there were “adults in the…

Well, to be fair, the ad did say “Alive when parked.”

That’s awesome!
I appreciate everybody who helps out with rescue and shelter animals.  It’s a tough gig and sure costs more than anyone thinks it will but the rewards are always great.  We’ve had a few fosters that were really hard to let go, but then we’ve had one  or two we couldn’t wait to find humans for, too.

We lost our kitty Bear last year and she tolerated not just our old rescue border collie, Lola, but all the foster sisters and brothers over the years.  One of the reasons we decided to adopt Spur was that he got along so well with Lola.  Fostering is a great way to get to have the critter experience without…