My wife was in the vet industry for a lot of years and they always had a handful of customers that they knew they could call if someone dumped a dog or a cat (or a parrot or a ferret or a duck and once a snake...)  We are most definitely in our vet’s “sucker” list since they know we work with rescues and do fostering…

What techno-utopia do you live in? Despite the vending machines at our office all being networked not a one will hesitate a second to take your cash and dispense nothing.

I get pissed when my $1.75 bag of Skittles hangs in the machine.  If it failed to drop my $30 Ribeye I’d be shaking that sucker like Baby Hitler till it gave up the goods.

>>> France was a mistake.

Green chile directly atop the meat as it finishes grilling with cheese over that, covered as it finishes cooking to melt the cheese down into the chile which helps hold it together as you eat. Toasted bun, a little mayo smeared on the bottom bun and topped with ketchup if you feel it necessary, then burger on that and…

I dd’d a NB Miata for years. It had a habit of throwing a O2 Sensor code indicating a bad heater circuit. This only affected the start-up emissions as the heater circuit, per the info I found from Mazda, was used to warm the sensor upon start to get proper readings more quickly. Before I could get a new sensor and…

and for pete’s sake, get a good pair of latex gloves like the ones shown in the pic at the top of the page.  Failing that, a pair of classic 50's housewife rubber gloves with gauntlets.  I grew up in a shop using cleaning solvent all the time without gloves and by the end of the day my hands would tingle.  Now, as a…

I think this is just data-mining. They’re looking for people who own 2 cats cause they know they’re suckers and will probably adopt 1 or 2 more.
That being said, we’ve been doing doggy fostering for several years and just adopted our latest foster, a big border collie mix called Spur (aka Spur Ferguson), during the…

I got ya “Jawa stacking” right here:

It could be worse.  They could have a YouTube channel.

Ya get the feeling that the Gizmodists don’t spend much time in an auto shop or on a farm. I used one of those, made entirely out of brass I think, in my Dad’s farm shop when I was but a lad and that was many years past.  He’d had the thing for at least a decade or two before I bashed the crap out of both it and my…

It’s a scam.  Duh.

A functioning, non-sketchy engine/transmission and a warranty.

Can we get a Go-Fund-Me or something together for Torch to get some security?   I guarantee you the Musk-Cults Spec For guys are donning their tactical polo shirts and khakis as we speak, hell bent on avenging their glorious leader for this affront.

The same question as always when I see some overly macho’d up BS truck, invariably being driven by a suburban cowboy as a commuter:
How small does your dick need to be before you require a truck that big to soothe your ego?

Well, he DID say he wanted to die on Mars. 

It’s kind of a bummer that Red Rocks would team up with Amazon for anything.  But I guess even they aren’t as scummy as TicketBastard(tm)

He doesn’t believe the government shouldn’t impose its will on people; he believes the government shouldn’t impose its will on corporations and the people who run them.
Beyond that he could give a lesser fuck about “people” outside of making sure they can purchase his products.

Sure, physiologically it’s fine to transport rhinos whilst slung upside down from a chopper by their feet, but we all know they’d really prefer to ride shotgun.

Hey, in HS I also learned to speak both German and Spanish terribly so get off my back.