I think it's Adam Driver.

Kind of sounds like Adam Driver. He has a pretty low voice and can do a pretty decent British accent.

I mean..... Titanfall for $5..... I can't not get it, right?

The CGI looks Jurassic Park III levels of bad. Also, it's really lacking in perspective. What made the first two movies work so well from an effects point of view was that all the dinosaurs were seen from the character's point of view. When you add sweeping Phantom Menace aerial shots it just accentuates the fact…

How about those tiny gallimimus arms?

I sure hope so. Those gallimimuses don't even have shadows.

The 25% voucher does NOT work for DA:I, but it DOES work for Far Cry 4.

Why don't those dinosaurs have shadows??

Bullet Sponge: The Game.

I like Richard Armitage and all, but that American accent..... yikes! They shoulda just made him British.

Never made sense to me. But for some reason, when I ate whole wheat my stomach hurt like shit.... but when I ate sourdough it was fine. Although it was a specific sourdough (that I got at Fairway in NY, also Bread Alone's didn't seem to bother me either). I couldn't eat Whole Foods sourdough for some reason, that…

All I know is that when I eat "whole wheat" bread, it feels like someone's stabbing me in the colon. But when I eat (real) sourdough bread, I'm totally fine. So I just don't eat wheat. Problem solved.

Well I suppose they did remake it. For some reason I find the original far more frightening.

I was bored to death by The Raid. Which was disappointing after hearing all the praise it received.

Joe Johnston is also a very generic director. See: Jurassic Park 3.

NOBODY BELIEVES ME!!!

Yes! The SHEEN. I tell everyone about the shitty Network television sheen. All the Marvel movies have it. It drives me NUTS. But nobody ever listens to me. Nobody understands!!

Oh hey Greg Lopez.

Why are my pants all gooey???

I made a female for my second run of Skyrim, does that count?