Who’s gonna steal you now, Kia?

Maybe the cops need to start applying their civil asset forfeiture tactics to trains...

Maybe half of us

The whistle tip video with Bub Rub set the bar so high that it will never be topped.

“Opponents in New York also point out that drivers with a blood alcohol level of .05 can already be charged with driving while ability impaired.”

Maybe it just so happens that these beat out all the other challengers from around the globe...

I love a cabover with a classic 70s color scheme.

Exactly. If there was any validity to this theory then why hasn’t some enterprising lawyer ever used it to their advantage?

Yeah, it’s not bad looking at all. With the recent resurgence in dirt track racing they could do a lot worse than offering an XR750-inspired model again.

You should have told him, “See if the Lexus dealer will accept your offer. Good luck”

My favorite is when their first question is “What will you take for it?”

They’ve got nothing to lose. Even if the case is dismissed you’re still out the time it takes to go to court. The system may not get your fine money, but the judge/cops/etc all get paid for a normal day’s work.

Your honor, the defense rests.

Or possibly Hellcat Jailbound

They may not be actively trying to kill you, but they’re certainly indifferent to the possibility.

I rest my case.

Kids today are too soft!

How things like this didn’t kill tens of thousands of college students over the years is beyond me.

But that’s one of the few situations where violence is justified.

That price is shockingly low. What year and condition?