"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

lol - We kinda went to the same place.

On Point.

I won’t disagree with most of your statements, but I take great offense to the jalapeño comment. Sitting in their own juice makes them far better, no question.

If the mother in Shirley Perkins' story knew about the lifecycle of the humble clean-up rag in the average restaurant, she'd get those kids tested for everything from tuberculosis to strep to Hep C.

Because I’m a journalist???

Boys and bikinis

LOL please leave this as a yelp review of her wedding business.

Once at a store I worked at, there was a kid running around unsupervised. By kid, I mean like maybe 5 yrs old, and by running around, I mean "full sprint, trying to body-check other customers". The floors were tile, and frequently had a lot of dust on them, so this wasn't something we encouraged. I asked the mother…

I worked the drive thru at McDonald's as a teenager. I was the perky, "Have a super day!" girl on staff that I'm sure everyone hated. I'm positive they were staring at my back, silently wishing the swift and inevitable crushing weight of adulthood on my chipper demeanor. Who could blame them?

I should have been more clear. I only meant that the post-credits don't always preview an upcoming film. True, Thanos did. But shwarma didn't. I wouldn't bet my house on Avengers 2 doing a Spider-Man appearance, but it's possible.

And that's totally fine! (as long as you wash your hands afterwards) >_>

*awkwardly fistbumps back a split second too late*

That's sounds pretty friggin cool! Does the game have actual artwork/graphics or is it more of a text based game?

I wasn't commenting negatively on Ingress, I was just using it as an example of a game mechanic that hasn't been exploited very much, it's definitely interesting, although I will admit that I think it's bananas to charter a flight to Alaska just to use a Move in the game... Lol

I read more than half of this and still didn't understand why people are mad. Can someone fill me in? I just can't read anymore while constantly asking myself "but why are people so angry?"

Hold fast, the statute of limitations will expire soon enough.

Lohan puts the Quit in mosquito. (sorry, i'll show myself out now.)

They didn't learn from Batman?