It would seem that Tardigrades hired a much better PR team than these guys did.

When people actually do eat the rich, you’ll be first on the grill.

If the airline execs are as flinty as you say, they would thank the crewmen for saving the multi-million dollar airliner from getting shredded.

Please, don’t associate that with Trump. It’s an insult to Benny Hill.

The Trump administration theme? 

If that happens, you know what else happens in this shitty world? The Internet Mafia strikes.

“Someone who isn’t a left wing extremist...”

Somehow, this piece of info was barely a blip in the DM article:

I feel like if I don’t forward this on to ten friends, she will come after my family.

“Behind every regulation is a psychopathic murderous dwarf.”

“Barnett grew more alarmed when she saw the little girl naked for the first time.

“I wanted that MG TF”

The human body is ill-equipped to process meat.

Troll much?

2 seconds on Google found that yes in fact it has been called the Peacock Network for decades. Not just news articles but forum posts, and crossword puzzles.

Jeez, I wish everyone around here would grow up. It sounds like we’re getting a good package. No need to go nuts.

CLICKBAIT!

The word penis and cock makes her embarrassed...or she really is uneducated that she doesn’t know there is a bird called peacock.

I know I shouldn’t expect better from this hellsite, but a better article would have included the history of the NBC Peacock, and why they applied the name to their streaming service:

P100D Turbo is my preference