11/10 would evolve

at least its only twice as sad as Jurassic Bark

At least we'll all get the same ending.

Gameboy players are like 40$ on ebay (that is to say, the player is worth about 10, and the disk is about 30)

He must not like Mondays either.

Honestly, just charge me full price and screw the damn microtransactions.

To be fair, there ARE many good mobile games, just they are completely drowned out by crap and bad business practice.
Probably so much so that developers with genuinely good ideas feel compelled to use said business practices just to keep their game from drowning since those type of games seem to be the only ones that…

James Camaron will come and raise the bar.

Have you seen a freshly- born baby before they clean it off?

In that case, either don't have kids, or don't be in the room during birth.

I just noticed that it supports up to 4 players locally and 16 online. Sounds like a fun marriage.

Maybe "Happiest sane girl in Rapture?" narrows it down.

As a one time cross fit victim , I'd just like to say: Fuck cross fit.

beefcake...... BEEFCAKE!

Clearly it involves weight gain powder and CrossFit.

Agreed, I can't wait until we get the hell over the 8-Bit obsession and work up to amazing, beautifully detailed 2D sprites. We can stop there, I'll be good.

I would play the shit out of an FFVII demake with those sprites.

Nothing wrong with embracing cannibalism knowing your Karma has no impact on the game. Yeah, that's right, Good Springs, I just ate a Powder Granger...what do you mean I'm the town Hero?

not so bad...if they invade anywhere where you can use gravity to kill them.

"I've never seen my wife punch a coffee table the way she does while playing MK8" that line alone made me chuckle quite a bit