Totally there with you. So much is riding on your tire mechanics. 

Needs more capitalized nouns.

Well, most of the hijacakers were Saudi, so obviously we had to hold Saudi Arabia accountable.

He did that family a service. 

Listing photos for this property show a few warnings signs. That KKK application was definitely out in the open. I’d love to hear how the Andersons would try to “set the record straight” on this spot.

Layman’s question: does whoever’s in charge of air traffic control in that area NOT get concerned about an aircraft flying erratically near conspicuous landmarks and densely populated areas? You know, the history of Ground Zero and all that? 

Plus, we are sure the Sharks have historical tales of officiating misfeasance to prove their own version of the Law of Big Numbers, or as it is also known, The Book Of What About The Times When We Got Screwed?

Senator McConnell, for one.

If pop culture has taught me anything, it’s that you’ll need to buy a black man in a  1970 Chevy Nova to stand out in Beverly Hills.

Had this very idea and applied a month ago, and scheduled my TSA interview for next week, congratulating myself for my foresight.

Which is something that is forever on my bucket list.

Mr. Rogers, man.

I always look forward to reading your work, which has a patient, almost meandering-ness to it but never comes across as pointless or pedestrian.

Seriously! He just randomly came into the situation and decided to side with the screaming white lady?

“And that carbon fiber roof is actually real, which, wow.”

And where did Musk get Skeptic’s identity? The only logical explanation is that he relied upon the sleuthing of a Tesla fanatic who outed Skeptic.