Sarchasmic
Sarchasmic
Sarchasmic

Totally there with you. So much is riding on your tire mechanics. 

Needs more capitalized nouns.

Well, most of the hijacakers were Saudi, so obviously we had to hold Saudi Arabia accountable.

Why is Nathan Drake driving a parade float with a stripper pole for robots?

He did that family a service. 

Listing photos for this property show a few warnings signs. That KKK application was definitely out in the open. I’d love to hear how the Andersons would try to “set the record straight” on this spot.

And that word would be...

Given the general erasure of Asians (and Asian Americans in particular) in American film and TV this is a wonderful move

Layman’s question: does whoever’s in charge of air traffic control in that area NOT get concerned about an aircraft flying erratically near conspicuous landmarks and densely populated areas? You know, the history of Ground Zero and all that? 

Plus, we are sure the Sharks have historical tales of officiating misfeasance to prove their own version of the Law of Big Numbers, or as it is also known, The Book Of What About The Times When We Got Screwed?

But...this unexpected live-action Aladdin turn was actually a long time coming! You just had to see the clues from earlier books. 

Are you sure that that’s soda that Captain Sparklefingers is drinking?

Would that it were so simple.

Senator McConnell, for one.

Knight had more respect for Bay’s canon than Bay ever did.

If pop culture has taught me anything, it’s that you’ll need to buy a black man in a  1970 Chevy Nova to stand out in Beverly Hills.