This literally just made me go do sexy stuff to my boyfriend. 100% serious. It was too much for me, seeing the two of them together. Don’t much care about the babt, but do you suppose they have a special handshake or a high five or something? Godddd I wish their terms overlapped more!

Obama must show him how it’s done. Wait til a few years on the Hill and Trudeau will start sprouting some salt and pepper. Then....oooooo boy

I’ve frequently referred to President Obama as the ‘Dad in Chief’, because he totally loses his chill when it comes to kidlets. He just loves them.

On one hand, I want some baby pandas in my lap (now), and on the other hand, I definitely want to be in Justin’s lap (always) soooooo

You need to start logging the hours you clean and monetizing them. It might turn out you deserve an even bigger break on the rent.

Vomit all over his bed. He can do some fucking extra cleaning that way. What a fucking fuckhead.

So I may be projecting here but I feel like you are one of those too nice people and so this reply is based on that- if it doesn’t make sense or seems too patronising or whatever, ignore it! It was meant with good intentions! It’s also really flipping long...so there’s that.

You should have barfed your stomach flu all over him. What a douche!

I have luckily never had this happen to me but it’s apparently common in NYC. My friend roomed with someone in Queens in a rent controlled apartment. She paid $700 a month; the rent was $800 a month. Her roommate ended up being a nightmare hoarder who had bed bugs. My friend had to burn most of her possessions. It’s…

Your roommate is a dick.

My co-author on a big research project used to diss her roommate all the time. I eventually met her roommate one day and she seemed fine to me. That same day the roommate paid rent and when she walked out, co-author told me roommate didn’t know she was paying all the rent. I was so glad we were done with all of our…

What an asshole!

Too late to edit my reply to you!

Ugh, your roommate is an ass and I would have no issues with you saying it to his face.

What a dick. That’s all I can say.

It just now occurred to me that three of the GOP candidates are from Florida.

Agreed!

Woodsy toughness = backwater stupidity.

I’m a HUGE Colbert fan (got to go to his Halloween show last year, it was so much fun), but I feel like his show hasn’t hit it’s stride yet. He needs time to figure out the new format.

Ageism concerns aside, Melanie Griffith has never been in the same room as an extraordinary actress.