Calm down there, Biff.

Sounds like you have no idea what you're talking about. I only see one ad per section usually.

Wow, this stuff really brings out the trolls. Regardless, we stopped a vehicle rocketing through space at 13,000 mph (correct me if I'm wrong) in less than like 2 minutes. With rockets. And now we've got science-y stuff on Mars. The average distance from Earth to Mars is 225 million kilometers.

My girlfriend had one of these in her apartment bedroom. Needless to say, gettin' it on was weird when those eyes are constantly watching...

You can't be serious. What'll they call Xbox Live?

Not-Vista made me laugh. LiveTiles actually sounds good, as Microsoft already has a significant online prescence called Windows Live, alongside Xbox Live.

I don't know man, one of a kind items are really hard to price.

Really? Every time I've seen that picture here, everyone says that's her name. Although this site tells me you're right, so I won't disagree. http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=jack%27s+teen+america+15/year=2005/jack's-teen-america-15.htm

You know your pornography a little too well. Although I'm pretty sure the girl's name is Bree Olson, and not Juliana Kincaid.

Haha, of course it does. I wonder how though... I don't see any buttons, latches, or catches on it.

"The B-52 Stratofortress can carry up to 30,000 pounds of weapons"

I'd imagine quite hard. This looks like at least half the blade is covered.

I feel like it's worth noting that burning magnesium is definitely NOT something to look at directly. It's incredibly bright, and we had someone damage their eyesight in chemistry class when we lit magnesium.

To me, it's e-mail, weather, SMS, and phone capability all rolled into one that seals the deal for me. Mobile email costs more (not included with a data plan) on AT&T and my phone won't do timelapse weather radar displays, which are important to me so I can see what direction the storm is going. At least twice a week…

I wish the iPod touch could do that, but alas! I'll have to wait another month to claim my smartphone.

This is fantastic and awesome and win.

My speakers... I can't... but why? My volume is at 20% and it still pierces my eardrums.

YouTube is generally more trouble than it's worth, but my iPod Touch doesn't have WiFi everywhere and if a friend mentions a funny video it's handy to be able to look it up right away. Although, that reasoning is precisely why I want a smartphone: I want to be plugged in at all times, and be able to access my data…

Wow, that was an incredibly intelligent and well thought out reply. I appreciate you taking the time and effort to be such a dick.

I can do you one better.