Yeah, I thought it was "Ring by Spring."

I was thinking the same thing.

Does "brown" mean Hispanic now? Because I'm Middle Eastern and I get called "brown." I'm curious.

I finally quit. Been clean for 3 months now.

LIKE ON ANIMAL CROSSING. Duh. Why did I never think of this???

I grew up super-religious. Fundamentalist Baptist-ish Calvinist church. I have come full circle now to straight-up anti-religious sentiment, but I've got to say even back then I would have thought this guy was nuts. My church would have agreed that homosexuality was a sin, that pornography was evil, that a woman…

Old crusty Armenians still dance till they can't move anymore, as long as there's enough booze at the party and they play plenty of Turkish music.

I dunno...that kinda sounds like satire to me. Kind of a commentary on that trope. Sorta like Lars and the Real Girl.

I LOVE YOU FOR BRINGING THIS UP.

Okay, none of those other things matter when Boy Meets World comes up. I LOVED the one where Shawn joins a cult.

I know lots of places that are full of big dicks. Just not the kind they're talking about.

I think a lot of these readers dissing teenagers are probably parents of them. A notorious and constant battle, right? Parent vs teenager? If there were more teenage commenters I feel like you'd be seeing a more equal display of disses.

My thing is...I don't have a problem with individuals saying it in a casual context, like the ones you mentioned. I DO have a problem with the institutional okayness of it. And I will call someone out if they say girls and then men in the same context.

I could handle boning John Mayer if he didn't talk, sing, kiss me, or stay afterward.

GUYS. Clearly, Mickey Rooney is behind this.

HOLY SHIT

Ugh. This happened with being Armenian too. I wanted everyone to become more aware about Armenia and about BDSM...and then Kim Kardashian and 50 Shades both came out and now I wish I could live in obscurity again.

Yeah I saw that and thought, Um...I don't have a tail though.

He was only 15 when he started with Disney.

OH MY GOD the Studio Ghibli movies. That's it, no one is getting Christmas gifts this year. I'm spending it all on myself.