I hope all your sweets turn to dust before you can eat them. 

A lot better than “Good comp or auto-loss” being decided at the hero select screen.

There’s no reason for anyone to have more than two guitars: an acoustic and an electric.

Honestly, Squall’s character growth is the best part of this game (unless you’re more into batshit anime plotlines and twists, then that’s on another level). I really hope that this remaster helps to rehab this game’s image. Yes, it’s a game that’s entire battle system can be twisted and broken on a whim, not…

Can’t help but smell the smug off that title. *eye roll*

Yes. They are illegal. I understand that.

God bless Alamo Drafthouse.

Whipping out this classic...

Or, in other words, “it is you who are the ball-lickers!”

Not well-informed, not levelheaded. Cool. 

No, Paul Rudd come back! It’s okay, we forgive you for The Curse of Michael Myers! In fact, there’s one scene you have in that movie that I really love: here it is.

From that link you posted:

This decade and a half old song seems prophetic now:

Tool is Juggalo Radiohead.

Inb4 the writers chime in to say it’s not their fault.

Trying to shame her for these things is ludicrous.

Stop liking what I don’t like (or you are a bad person)

While I’m not a huge fan of watching people get hit in the nuts myself, I’m also not a fan of when people state that they’ve never seen any part of a show, but then assert that anyone who liked it is a bad person. The people who liked watching the show didn’t like watching people get hurt, they liked watching people…