Chef: MY MOM

I used to work in an office that had timed breaks. We all took the same break, which meant that the bathrooms were quite busy during those times.

Once, as I was doing my business, I heard a strange noise, a swishing sound coming from the stall next to mine. I realized that the person next to me was in the processing of…

Weed for fucking dogs. That is the whitest thing this week.

Never forget. 

...except since they've been dating he's started drinking and smoking weed again. 

Priyanka and the Jonas is a big no. 

Honestly, with all the shit going on and everything she’s been through in the last year, Ariana’s earned an adorable big sober dick. I hope those two baby goofballs make it.

Being female doesn’t mean playing with barbies. That’s part of the problem. Superficial understandings of what it means to be a woman, like playing with barbies, lead people to mistakenly think that if they don’t do x superficial thing but are a certain sex, they aren’t really that sex. It leads to a very very…

I don’t know how to feel about the deluge of labels showing up in the LGBTQ+ space. In my mind labels are designed to quickly convey information and labels that don’t explain anything or obfuscate are useless. For example, if you said to someone “Frank is a feminine male” we can all draw conclusions some of which may…

I also think it’s do to this mythological concept of being punished for not getting someones identity right. Like the meme “did you just assume my gender?” is commonly used as if it’s common. But just like most people when you get their name wrong, non-binary/trans/etc people are understanding and aren’t going to…

I dunno about a fashion statement as much as: “The world says I’m supposed to act like X because of my sex, but I’d rather act like Z, and thus...” It would be a non-issue if society completely separated biological sex from expected behaviors.

Yeah, as I commented elsewhere, everyone who decided to just stand and raise their arms, looking over to the assistant in the forlorn hope an offside call will come, should be gifted a chance to stay on the bench for the Iceland game. That was the least fucking professional “play” I’ve seen in years.

IMHO, the best possible outcome would be: Iceland draws against both Nigeria and Croatia, and a Messi hat trick powers Argentina to a 3-1 win over Nigeria, so that their shameful defending on the third goal today is the explicit reason they go home.

I felt bad for Messi too, his countrymen are just fucking irrational beyond belief. The fact that he’s constantly “ninguneado” vis-a-vis a junkie fuck-up like Maradona blows my mind.

Oh, good, he’s paying his taxes now, according to this!

LeBron: Look at the crap team I have to drag around.

Argentina should have spent more time kicking the ball, and less time kicking Croatians.

As bad as that first goal, at least it was just a major error. That third goal is something beyond words and what I should not see watching the World Cup.

I don’t care how much you love Messi...the fact that a country of 40 Million people can get knocked out of the World Cup by a country of 300,000 is altogether awesome. 

Glad Rakitić got that goal. Only minutes earlier, one of these frauds intentionally kicked him in the face when he was on the ground.