Fist Bumps and Air Kisses: The New Catholicism!

So they punted?

Do you stop acknowledging people as soon as the organ starts playing? If you’re sitting at the end of the aisle, do you have to reach across to the adjacent pew? What if I’m standing alone in the back? SO MANY DECISIONS.

Is this like “Netflix and chill” for germaphobes?

This is me at every recent Catholic Mass (usually a wedding) I’ve attended...

Preach.

As another white Catholic, I will admit that all that standing and kneeling and bowing and sitting was great for my core!

Even if he had caught it, he would have just run it back to Amendola and dropped it at his feet.

God, I love that episode. It followed the three-parter “Heart of Archness,” which together make the best four-episode run of Archer I’ve seen yet.

Adam Reed is a huge Burt Reynolds fan, if I recall correctly.

“The Man From Jupiter” is a Top-10 Archer episode, and I will watch it tonight for the 50th time in Burt’s honor. Possibly while enjoying Pimm’s Cup in a pimp’s cup.

Alright, I made it through! Well played, Drew, well played.

Just remember — there were plenty of 31-year-olds in 1960, too.

Understandable!

How many stars are in the Milky Way?

“Fucktomb?”

Next up: Philadelphia Eagles.

Ahhhhh, that’s even more brilliant.

+1

I like that! Except who the hell would want to steal plays from the Dolphins?