Nay, man. Google does its utmost to do its job well, whereas this place (blame Gorker head office) has been a fucking trainwreck for a long time, forever, really. For me, it even surpasseth all understanding. That any Gorker sites still survive is a mystery to me.

And to you. Cheers always.

Done and done, sir, and no, that will not be held against you. Cheers, mate, and welcome to the fold.

I see you, OnoSendai, and there ain't no reason why I cain't be your newest BbaNM. We are a solid lot up here, and we respect each other. You are never alone when you have friends in Canada. Not even joking. Just mention it abroad, and you will be taken in like family. :-)

Very nice, and the inability has nothing to do with you. As per normal here, on all sites, the UI is all fucked up. Honestly, I wonder how these sites survive. I mean, the home site has exactly the same issues. I'm no big-city programmer or anything, but it seems to me that such stupid, easily-avoidable, even…

I am indeed Canadian, but although I am a YouTube Robbie, I am probably not the Robbie you were looking for. That we Canadian Robbies stick together is a given, though, and I can probably help you. We are a helpful lot, and quite open-minded. :-)

You cruel bastard. I loved my mom, once, and now you mock her. Actually, I'm okay with that. She was, and is, a pudu, and may bog have mercy on her soul.

Disney, and America, including this site. Whattaya gonna do? One certainly can't just go around just showing the truth all the time. I mean, can you imagine the carnage? :-)

Yep. Just like that. This is, sincerely, my thoughts on a big butt, condensed:

I'd appreciate it if you didn't bring back any more "Bambi" memories, thanks. I lost my mom that way.

<obligatory> The End, you say? </obligatory>

Cheney never had anything to worry about due to lack of blood flow.

Aaand the shark has officially been jumped.

I think I'm'a start my kids off slow.

My alphabet blocks floated away, and I cried as I watched them go, scattered forever into the distance. I mean, with a foot and a half of water, it was pretty much inevitable, but still. Feels bad, man.

I think I'm'a start my kids off slow.

Oh, yeah? Well, do you know what else will make a desk unexpectedly amazing? I'll leave a hint. Apparently that had some bearing on my dismissal from my last job, but hey!

You sick bastard. You disgust me.

Little Britain, you say?

That's awesome.