Unless you showed up at her door naked and covered in animal shit there's still things you could have fucked up...
Rinlyn
Rinlyn
He's using REAL human beings to entertain himself. That's not okay. Women are real humans with real emotions. Maybe a lot of men don't realize that. It's pretty clear this person doesn't.
My question, though, is why not just spend hours on Cleverbot? Why troll women you've deemed to be "non-interesting" who are on the site in good faith? Dating is hard enough already.
OK, help me out here. Hours ago we got a "review" of Ariana Grande's "Break Free" which is very literally exclusively a cooing, pouting, eye lash batting, zero g writhing, hair tossing exercise in "fuck me fuck me fuck me", as delivered by what appears to be virtually a CG idealization of youthful desireablity, while…
I read your comment and immediately demanded—out loud—"I want Caity and Rich to do a Best Restaurant right now!" My favorite bit is whether it would be appropriate for a doll. I wish I gave few enough fucks to bring a doll with me to a restaurant. I'd play cards with it and accuse it of cheating frequently.
I already separated out the story about the death of a child. I think it's an asshole move to insert your own pain into that situation regardless of what it's over. People who are grieving don't need to hear about other people's pain, they need to have their own acknowledged.
Same. I don't want children and will not be having them so when I get xmas cards accompanied by photos of that person's children, I will send back pictures of my cat. In a santa hat.
Again, we disagree, especially when we're talking about coworker small talk. Your coworkers don't care about your children as special, individual human beings, particularly if they don't know them. They're listening to your chatter about their tantrums and cute sayings and activities because they're willing to give…
...which she then immediately dismisses in the next line. Like she says "just kidding" in the very next moment
Bad feminist here I like the song cause it's better than all the pop songs out there this summer. But I can't help rolling my eyes at " boys like a little more booty to hold at night" even though I enthusiastically sing along to the "that bootay, bootay" hook. Anyway if the men (looking at you John Legend, Pharrell,…
Besides, they're just going to eat the grass and then hurk it up later.
I have no children, when people talk about their kids I will respond with talk about my pets for one of two reasons 1) I am trying to relate and since I don't have kids dog talk is all I got 2)revenge, bore me with endless stories about your kids and I will bore you with endless stories about my pets.
Why is the people-park better than the dog-park? they ask, often when the people park has grass and the dog park has only dirt.
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...and thus ended the inglorious pilot release of the "McGodwin".
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The quality is AWFUL, but this movie is magic and will always make me smile.
See, this is why I refuse to bag up people's food for them. I drop a box, you take what you want, we both know I haven't attempted to fuck with it, everyone is happy.
One size fits all!
I have a great deal of sympathy for those who have been victims of these types of accidents, but personally I'm totally societally-brainwashed to obey stuff like safety barriers, "keep out" and "employees only" signs. It would never cross my mind to go past those signs unless I didn't see them. Basic safety's the only…
The cock story reminds me of when my uncle was a general manager at an Applebee's. He was doing his rounds, going to different tables and checking on customers. He then walks up to a table with two men and blurts out, "And how are you fucks doing this evening?" He had meant to say, "folks." One of the guys burst out…