My original comment was about Big Macs. Any follow up was responses to dolts.

Ohhhh, caps lock.

Another person with a medical condition. This is amazing. Somebody get Johns Hopkins on the line. Is it possible that Jezebel causes this condition?

Thanks, anonymous Internet person.

I must have missed the part where I said that. Point it out please?

I said from the outset I'm overweight right now, so is my wife, and we both acknowledge it. It happens. I actually am surprised more people aren't annoyed that the article described her bath as "adorable". I doubt it would be title that if it was Beyonce. "Adorable is usually reserved for children and animals and,…

Sure. But my kid's finger paintings aren't in a museum for a reason.

So using the term "angry old" (italics original) is not meant to be demeaning? Right.

Look and see if my earlier comments, before the pile-on, we're anything like that. Just so you're aware, shouting a person down doesn't mean you've won any kind of debate, even if you all get to high-five each other afterward.

No, Jezebel is an echo chamber that engages in groupthink. Everyone who disagrees with a position is either homophobic, a rape apologist, a slut shamer, a body snarker, a misogynistic evil man or some other variation of the above themes. So, instead of actually engaging in a conversation, it always devolves into…

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Rebel's cardiologist would probably be ok with her shedding a few pounds.

So being over 30 makes me an old, which is apparently a bad thing to you. Now your arguments make a lot more sense, ageist!

Yes, yes you did. Everything goes back to the same standard fallback lines with the folks in this site and it gets boring to listen to.

Yeah, I think I own the discussion by responding to people. I made a single comment. Now I have to go do grown up work. Ttyl

Thank you. I forgot about desserts. And mozzarella sticks and pizza. How did I forget pizza?

My original comment was a crack about how some fat people eat Big Macs instead of Krispy Kreme donuts. You think I came for for some deep conversation about why you can't drop some weight when that was my first comment? You think I need to understand the nuances of make-pretend words to make a point about calories…

Fair enough. A vegetarian who eats a bunch of chips, and cake, I guess, would still get big. I stand corrected.

Apparently they're all over the place. Holy shit.

Dude. I never heard of fatphobic because it's invented. I called people fat after they told me they were fat. I said I've never seen a fat vegetarian, not that they didn't exist.

Yay! You used a GIF.