I'll be the first to admit. Forget ethnicity, you could convince me that some of the people shown in the banner are the same person.

Why are people getting a little crazy? Let's look at the Wii U release schedule:

Oh sorry I meant strictly based off of the covers. I wasn't trying to knock the games themselves.

Knowing very little about the series:

His presentation and English have gotten a lot better in recent years. I remember watching one of his E3 speeches a few years back and thinking how boring it was. He's built a much more "Direct" relationship with the fans since then.

Why don't they just call it an expansion like normal people?

Man this whole time I thought you just played as James and Pigma in the original StarFox. Kind of silly rebooting a franchise after only one (released) game.

I guess this explains why Europeans suck at gaming.

They're supposedly selling it at a slight loss this time, due to the tablet controller.

I think you forget NSMBU. It's not really new and exciting to a lot of people, but it's still helping sell the system.

Just wanted to point out if you own a Wii U now, you are an early adopter. Not launch day, but early. People are still buying the original Wii.

Purely theoretically, would Nintendo be able to survive with Gamecube-like sales numbers for the Wii U? Clearly the system doesn't need to be as successful as the Wii, but how much does it need to sell?

I really hope your password isn't kawaii.

business unit.

Poorly written, but it looks like Nintendo is combining their portable and console hardware teams into a new Integrated Development Division. This is likely going to be housed in the new R&D building in Kyoto that was due to complete at the end of 2012. Reports say Iwata is planning the largest restructuring of…

Consensus rumor is they're working on Star Fox or F-Zero. Rumor is probably wrong.

In retrospect maybe I shouldn't have believed the guy who said he built a time machine.

I logged in almost every day because one of my friends told me his Neopet starved to death. It was a lie. I'm pretty sure others must have been motivated by this same fear.

You shouldn't put your password in your pet name, you'll get hacked.

Metroid I. She only jumped when I told her to.