Ketchup and pasta to go with them buttery teeth. Seriously, run up some credit card debt on teeth whitening.

Let’s call it what it is: he’s a preening diva and malcontent that never got over RM bringing in Bale. The only thing that matters to Ronaldo is Ronaldo. 

Did he type this fucking thing in iPhone notes?

I snorted at this. 

Oh my god! There’s a FIRE...sale!

Fernandez’ announcing in general is the highlight of any game. He said something like “Where are you going Bahhhhdy?” in response to a poor pass and I cracked up for an entire day. 

I’m going to continue to do exactly what I tell my kids to do, and that’s to treat everybody with respect whether I disagree with them or not.

Oh lord, +1

I mean to hit reply in general, but hit respond to yours. Either way, I’m not referring to you. I’m talking about Dershowitz.

You don’t get to cry McCarthyism when you’re the one defending the McCarthy. You can’t martyr yourself when you’re defending a human rights nightmare with advanced narcissistic personality disorder.

John Baron. That would royally piss off Trump. 

Adopting a dog at her age that could live another 15-16 years? Yikes. Ambitious. 

I have a feeling that if one of his own children died (yes, even Ivanka) he would feel absolutely nothing. 

Fuck Gary Johnson right into the ground. 

Yep, this! I came here for this. He still truly just doesn’t get it. He isn’t apologizing. He’s whining that people made him feel sad for giggling like an asshole when he had a narcissistic human rights nightmare sitting 2 feet from you. Fallon sucks.

It’s like Jesus said:

White elites like Carlson don’t seem to realize there were probably large contingencies of his ancestors that came here illegally or overstayed a visa. I know my family snuck in through the Canadian border after the potato famine. Just because they were white didn’t make it okay, but that shouldn’t even be the point.…

This is something I’ve had to explain to family members that still support him. If some guy is hanging out at your dinner table and it just spouting lies, bragging about his dick size and how rich and good at business he is, and just won’t even remotely shut the hell up, you’d ask the person who invited him what in…

I’m pulling you out of the greys because that’s a dumb statement. The only reason previous presidents haven’t met an NK leader in 70 years is because there was no commitment to any demands, including alleviating the severe human rights atrocities that continue apace in that country. Instead, this moron flew halfway…

What I found to be the most loathsome is he most definitely did not press Kim on his human rights abuses and even praised him. This motherfucker then had the GALL to stand there and say it was because of Otto Warmbier that all of them were even there. Wait, the same guy that tortured a US citizen into a coma and then…