Americans don’t like wagons because their grandparents had a Falcon wagon with vinyl seats and no A/C that their parents hated riding in as children.

These are stanced flat brimmed hellaflush fart can bros here. Not the brightest thinkers.

they should just throw an inch tall storm drain here or there. A few oil pans later and they won’t have any problems.

If there is a god (as in omniscient, omnipresent god) then he’s definitely an asshole. And I feel pretty confident going with a male pronoun there.

Yeah I still don’t understand why people need a book just to understand how to be a half decent human being.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

What civilians? The hammer, was destroyed on Earth, so if they do bring it back, likely Doctor Strange will be the one to have collected and reassemble it.

So, the pieces are lying in the grass on a cliffside in Norway. It just means some human could find them and do something for a story-hook.

I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but... Cable + Deadpool + Captain America + Wolverine movie confirmed.

No one really wants all these crossovers.

Exactly. No origin story, no assumption that *this just happened*, but rather an acceptance that other things are happening in the MCU we haven’t seen.

That’s the thing: I felt similarly when they got Spidey back, and both CW and Homecoming were stellar.

I feel that if they get the X-Men back, Feige would have the vision to let it lie for a bit while they develop all the other properties (and drop hints about a rogue superpowered team that seems to operate out of the Westchester area).

I know most people will say X-Men. I say the Fantastic Four holds the biggest cache of characters to drive the MCU forward.

And we can finally get this

I’m fine with monopolization of totally optional luxury services like entertainment.

imagines reboots of the Fantastic Four and X-Men bringing them in line with the MCU

Do you have to work hard to be this aggressively stupid, or does it come naturally?

“ If someone had kicked down the door in Vegas and shot that guy after he had killed 25 people would it not have been a good thing?”