Screwdrivers (or possibly a special set of pins?) to hold the hood open? That seems needlessly dangerous.

Ditto. Even our religion class was remarkably mundane compared to this nonsense.

And Christ on a stick that uniform is fucking hideous.

So where are the "tanks"?

The story needs at flashing yellow light GIF at the top, cleary.

Why the calling home to MLB at all? Let the umpires at the game use a monitor like the refs do in the NBA and make the call themselves.

Who recorded it and why release/leak such video of the destruction of their own equipment?

200 M113s were given to Lebanon last year by the U.S. Army.

No no no. Every tracked vehicle featured here is always a "tank" and every naval vessel is a "battleship."

How were there not more commercials with this guy?

I still don't understand why this is so hard to understand.

"The Sidehackers II: Death On Ice"

As I recall, he had taken it back to the dealer for that, and other issues, but ultimately was unsatisfied and moved on. It was a nice car but the quality control seemed suspect.

My father had a new Mustang of this era and within a year of owning it, the plastic speaker covers in back were dropping off (you could see whatever adhesive was used had melted the mounting pins of the part) and the doors loudly squeeked when opened. He got rid of it soon after and has never gone back to Ford.

Lifetime driving ban for the 16 year old and also for the driver for being stupid enough to be his friend.

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http://simeonemuseum.org/

This is what my dealer uses.

The Phillies can't move Papelbum outta here fast enough. He's a nothing but a goddamn whiner.

"I lost money on Hagler!"

Vikings: cut this clown. Right now.