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Seriously. Like, the Heathers were the stereotypical Perfect Girls (tm) that everyone wanted to be and also hate ... so you could be happy that they were dead. I am kind of bummed that I’m supposed to be rooting for a white hetero couple to kill a black lesbian, a gender-queer guy, and a fat girl ...

The Viacom-owned cable network has tapped Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews to take on the roles of the three Heathers from the 1988 cult hit, The Hollywood Reporterhas learned.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?

Hey, please don’t compare acorns (ahem!) to that dickweasel’s appendage.

It’s the ultimate negg - - he got a damn tabloid involved to try and make her feel insecure!

It’s not even game. It’s like a 80's teen plot about the nerdy kid trying to get a date with the hot girl in school... but with a far less sophisticated plot. And the nerdy kid is an evil, maniacal shit instead of a misunderstood sweetheart with a heart of gold.

I wrote something related in a different post, but isn’t this a fairly laughable attempt at PUA negging? Like, his entitled misogyny is gross and egregious and we shouldn’t make light of toxic masculinity, but given that he claims to idolize James Bond and Hugh Hefner, there’s something hilariously pathetic about how

Game is the right word for it. It’s a play right out of a pickup artist “Emotional abuse for dummies” manual.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

I hate myself for it, but I can’t be the only asshole that thought of a butt joke with that headline.

I consider myself a medical professional BECAUSE I watch Grey’s Anatomy.

Ohgodohgod don’t let it be Robert DeNiro. Please not Robert DeNiro.

The person you’re looking for is most likely about 65-85 now and probably had about 10-20 years in the industry when Cory-x2 came onto the scene.

The one that immediately came to mind for me was Mel Gibson. Yeah, now we know he’s a piece of shit, but in the ‘90s, he was positioned as an virulently homophobic ultra-conservative devoutly Catholic family man.

He’s already infamous for being an anti-semitic, misogynistic lunatic, though – wouldn’t have had the clout to keep this quiet on top of everything else.

Look, obviously I want to learn the identity of the A-list celebrity pedophile before anyone else. Indeed, this is basically my right as a voracious online tabloid reader.

Mine was Downey. I hope neither turn out to be true.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

“...The closeted perv has never come out as gay — and even has children of his own....”

He doesn’t necessarily have to be gay to be a pedophile.

Well, apparently in Australia, "had it up to the pussy's bow" is an idiom similar to "had it up to here," as in up to the bow around a pussycat's neck. This from a random source...so I don't know the accuracy.