The '90s ARE the new retro thing! But remember, you are too old to rock the tend if you are old enough to have worn it the first time around...

You have obviously never dealt with being sexually harassed before. If you had, you wouldn't trivialize the traumatizing experience by seeing it as an easy payday.

Now I'm going to have seriously strange food cravings at odd times, and breakfast is going to make me horny...

How sad that they didn't have an emergency routine down so that the worker could have been saved. Always prepare for the worst, especially if you're working with carnivorous animals!

She's always licking something, or being licked by someone. I wish I could get a screen shot of the end of the pilot, after she's killed and raised to a type of heaven where a bald blue guy licks the soles of her feet. Heaven.

Mmmmhmm...

How could everybody forget Aeon Flux, my teenage dream girlfriend?!

Nice crotch-shot screencap!

Totally feel asleep before that scene... Aaaand still don't feel like I missed out!

I think a Pomeranian puppy nipping at a broom would be the most adorable. Somebody make this happen!

I never understood why she had to hide what she was doing from her husband... Now I get it. It's funny and sad.

The title, along with the picture, made me believe a woman had been molested by a baby elephant.. Only for a second! Then I made a mental comparison to the Japanese erotic art with octopi and realized my mind isn't so fast gone!

Calling someone a princess is an insult in my book.

Hot new bags!?

Let's do the math on that... 5 in 1988, Which makes the author 30, and perfectly capable of having had enough work and life's experience to key in! I find it interesting that there were other girls in the '80s that had an early interest in being a business woman. I used to play "Office" with my sister instead of…

Amen sister! Where are you planning on going? And can I come with you?? Netherlands sound good, but cold... Just an idea!

Hate to contradict but, I live in Oklahoma, it's a Meth and pill-head capitol. My neighbor got pregnant and wouldn't stop smoking every hour or taking opiates. I used to wish there was something I could do and it's somewhat comforting to know that that's illegal in this state...

That is why I don't admit to such things. Doctors always think patients are lying about the extent of any use. Don't tell anyone unless it's a problem. Ever.

Went to check out his site, mainly for the peen... It's glitchy and impossible to through the pics... AND sadly, no peen to be found! Just a kid in a cheap suit, with no socks (gross) on an amateur photo shoot, illegally on someone's roof. Ugh.