If the fuckheads in the alt-right think that we hate them, then that’s literally the only thing they are correct in believing.

I have met a few that know things beyond their specialty, but not many. Any field that makes a person focus on one thing to the exclusion of others can’t be good for overall intelligence. See also: Ben Carson.

Did you see the picture they chose to tweet of him and his team watching the results come in? He was grimacing. While he was winning.

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

I’m burned out on the “I have a problem with Clinton” argument. Your problem with Clinton is that you expect a woman politician to be an unsullied goddess who floats in and manages things with a fresh manicure and perfectly poured tea.

I don’t think Marco Rubio can run on both tickets at once.

“I started off my political career not liking [Clinton] very much at all,” he continued. “I developed a very different view of her in the White House, and thought we might have helped contribute, during the 2008 race, to the caricature of her that so many people have right now.”

Thanks to our fellow Jezzie, HerRoyalRedness, we have one handy!

Hmm. I feel like that would be punishing the girls who are good enough to beat out two boys for the roster spots and for playing time.

So, basically, “our boys are dumb and we don’t want to confuse them with mixed messages like ‘sometimes it’s ok to be aggressive towards women, like in a consensual, non-sexual environment like a sports field where everyone is playing a game together.’ This would be too much of a cognitive burden for them. Also,…

But they had no goalie which was clearly expressed by the verse “I am not my brother’s keeper.”

So boys are sore losers who quit when the world ceases to be completely and totally biased toward them in every way?

You want to know why she isn’t winning by a landslide? There’s a huge contingent of low-information voters out there who think Hillary Clinton, the most qualified woman (and one of the top among men) to ever seek the presidency, isn’t qualified.

It is the fault of the tired, corrupt, old 2 party system that effectively anoints a candidate through the ruse of fair primaries/caucuses.

In my experience, anacondas don’t want none unless they got buns, hun.

I’m what would be conventionally called “skinny” (to the extent that strangers feel the need to comment on it. I’m built like my dad, in my case it has nothing to do with diet or exercise and everything to do with genetics. I’m not proud or ashamed, it’s just, whatever.) The one time I modelled as a favour to a friend…

Cranky oldsters who complain about Pokemon Go are so much worse than people who play Pokemon Go.

You would also need to streamline the process as currently it costs much more on average to put someone to death than to keep them locked up for life.

The problem with Pence is that Trump intends to give his VP quite a lot of power.

You should not forget about Pence! He’s extremely conservative and he would be Trump’s version of Cheney (i.e. the person who dictates actual policy).