I felt that way about my ex. I couldn’t figure out why he was single for twelve years before I started dating him (his last girlfriend was when he was still in high school). We dated for two years when he dumped with zero warning (and his friends AND family didn’t know, either, so they were just as surprised as I…

To make it easier, God just sort of had a blueprint that he edited from. They’re all similar is proof that they all had the same creator is actually the real argument from the creationists I heard when I went to one of their “museums” for the lulz.

It’s not just in old white men, because I’ve seen it in white men my age (20s-30s), especially, sadly, in my atheist groups. They skepticized so well on religion because they’re so smart and shit that clearly all their other thoughts are also objectively accurate and right. And then they say racist and sexist shit.

Especially if you have an allergic reaction to their bites. D;

Fairy Tales often were a way to teach lessons to the tribe as part of oral history. Beauty & the Beast fairy tale stories were common in arranged marriage cultures because the story was intended to teach women to adapt to the beasts/strange men they were being married to. That is one of the ways that Disney’s version…

Nobody is curious about the conflict of interest in them renting a house from the Chilean owner of this company? o.O Especially considering that he let them move in before securing a rental permit, which only makes it more suspicious/less likely a coincidence.

I used to sing oldies to my bird.
“I guess, you’d say, who can make me feel this way? My bird, my bird, my bird, talkin’ ‘bout my bird. My bird.”

I’m slightly annoyed that they packaging the exact same thing differently. But at the same time, I’m glad it doesn’t act like a Midol replacement since the caffeine addition actually paradoxically makes me super sleepy.

When I saw the trailer, I wanted to see it. I’m not usually a fan of horror, but it also is clearly a psychological thriller, which is more up my alley.

I’m taking culinary classes and a baker at a fancy hotel. Yet, peanut butter and honey sandwiches are my mainstay. Easy to make, easy to eat on the go, and perfect when my blood sugar is low (insulin sensitivity).

He’s a chiropractor. That’s a doctor in the same way that a reflexologist is a podiatrist.

They justify the EO as just being the same method as Obama to undo everything Obama has done. -___-

The woman in the snapchat has fine, thin hair, like I do. Yeah, it definitely will never have that kind of volume without adding extensions.

If they assumed she was flying non-rev as a passenger on a flight (as employees fly free), they would have no reason to demand that she be in uniform. The dress code for flying as a passenger is pretty much nice pants, no open-toed shoes, shirt with sleeves.

Depends on the schools you went to. I went to public school in California, Nevada, and Texas and learned about Frederick Douglass, Rosa Parks, MLK Jr., Harriet Tubman, and George Washington Carver.

Have you seen the study that showed apes with smaller testicles actually screamed louder? Not that it’s related in any way to Loco... >.>

It did come off as a weird sort of insult to me, so probably the same for Layla.

I sometimes wonder if I’m really all that intelligent compared to others. But then someone does something really dumb (like vote for Trump) and then I wonder if I’m instead Joe Bauers in Idiocracy.

My grandmother only had a sixth grade education. She dropped out to work to support her sisters in Mexico. Then got pregnant at age 14 and married not long after. So for her, getting her kids to graduate high school was as much as she was ever going to ask for. The result is my mother felt she had no support when she…

I was always a fast learner with an absolute love for reading, but it was with puberty that I realized I would never be pretty, so I might as well instead make friends with my books. I would have traded my intelligence in just to be pretty and belong. But, I guess at least my peers all got to tolerate a real life…

At the moment, just tradition, most likely. I still tend to say the entire thing when asking the troops to recite it with me before buying a bunch of cookies, despite having been an atheist for more than half my life.