One wackadoo agent in a market != market value.

Bad Blood led to a Firework in the locker room. Kids these days.

I look forward to the Westbrook-McBuckets pregame dancing

Ever noticed how basically every motherfucker you know has been or is going to Iceland?

And two suns.

I used to have a friend like Jay Cutler—he would always put ketchup on smoked salmon. What a nightmare! I’d say, “TJ, that’s so gross!” but TJ didn’t give a shit. He’d eat up his ketchup salmon and talk about all the trim he got. Then one day TJ swallowed a fishbone, on account of the ketchup. Never saw it coming! I…

The Bears Want To Trade Jay Cutler But He Might Be Calling The Shots

So doing a bunch of unnecessary stupid shit just so he can say he’s doing stuff is going to epitomize the Manfred era, huh?

I’m getting sick of the trope that we can blame Obama for every horrible thing done by the Trump administration, as if the Trump administration would have respected journalists if only Obama hadn’t prosecuted nine people.

The IOC is going to be pissed to hear this news considering Budapest was the city with the least pre existing facilities to host the games.

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

Electrolytes: it’s what fancy dogs crave.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

The correct answer to the question posed is that Marshall McLuhan in Annie Hall is the best cameo ever.

Spaghetti means something, dammit!

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

Not pictured: The one hand in her pocket.

Why is Steve Beuerlein featured so prominently in the photo at the top? Wouldn’t it be better to use a picture where Stephen White isn’t a secondary figure and one that doesn’t make me initially think that Steve Beuerlein is being accused of child abuse?

I think the Cavs were paying him over $1 mil/yr, while this is essentially a buyout of a few hundred thousand, and they also got a 2nd round draft pick (Top 55 protected).

This is so deliciously good.