Don't do it like Daniel Tosh tells jokes?

Gawker commentator rips off often used fake headline gag to express displeasure with guy who rips off other people's content being upset that someone ripped off his content.

I'm totally OK if this comment section becomes solely Tosh-bashing.

Lame...I flopped a set once and all i got were letters with my picture on them sent out to the neighborhood

Not really that impressive. After all, Kim Kardashian makes 10 million every week by flopping a set.

I can only imagine how proud Jacob and Stephen are.

If one of these asshats is your friend, you're probably pretty shitty too.

They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

Bus carrying Trestman, Tucker & Cutler did not crash on way to stadium - -0.4 (from 40% all the way to 0%)

The Bears Bus Crossing Into Wisconsin Was The Most Disastrous Play Of Week 10.

Every Play The Bears Ran Was The Most Disastrous Play Of Week 10

So your theory is that we posted it today and then UConn traveled through time to yesterday so they could issue a release announcing the suspension?

The most important takeaway from this is that someone in UConn's Athletics Department reads Deadspin.

Now 90 percent of all internet thinkpieces are dedicated to explaining why you should have a problem with something you originally had no problem with.

or a mass recall of Funyuns

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

This has been the funniest episode of SVU I've ever seen.