RaccoonFighter
RaccoonFighter
RaccoonFighter

Seriously?

No thanks, I'll stick with my Parisian Night Suit.

Jack White is complaining about people ripping of his music.

Hey lady! Will you knock it off i'm trying to masturbate over here?!

****stops masturbating-looks again****

There's a brand new thing out on the market and it's called "tailoring". That's where you get somebody to fix your pants instead of walking around like Huckleberry Fuckin' Finn.

Weak.

Ever thought about dropping the 'r' from yours and replacing it with "my neighbors kids"?

Your mom, its time for her weekly back shave so you might not recognize her when she gets home.

That is hi-larious.

You know that is just an illustration, right?

So?

Shes been hooking up with Jack (N The Box)

So the brain surgeon who got busted with the murder weapon by his own security camera wrote a total stranger while in jail for murder?

"Am proceeding on foot!"

In 5th grade I had to build a replica of Anne Frankes annex out of popsicle sticks.

"I promise a banjo in every Mini Cooper and a pair of jorts for every little Mykal and Katnap"

Fuck this guy, he should be dead.

He said Limbaugh blew a load of silverfish.