I hope she was banging an old dude, because she's awfully young to be in the market for erection cream.

Drew - any chance we'll see another novel from you at some point? Really enjoyed The Postmortal.

And furthermore, why hasn't there been a Deadspin Feats of Strength competition?

She also once took a brief and far less pleasant journey to Hell, which she says smelled like rotting flesh and featured a lot of lava burning everyone.

These are an awful lot of words about some issues the author has, framed as a defense of her daughter's right to hug who she chooses. Good grief.

Of course Goodell should step down. But in the absence of that happening (and if it hasn't happened already it won't) I'd still like to see the league take steps to address the issue. I don't see how this PSA isn't a positive thing. It definitely can't be the only thing, but it's still positive.

Yeah, but they're not talking to you. They're talking to the people who don't already think that domestic violence is a serious problem. And as badly as the league has fucked this whole thing up, it does no good to shit on something like this PSA. The people involved are helping to raise awareness, and that's a good…

Now that would be a professional idiot.

I know this wasn't your point, but your comment kinda reads like your dad is saying he speaks Jive and that someday you'll get the hang of it.

God, why won't you people just wait to vote until you've reached a level of material success sufficient to allow you to lose your sense of empathy with those less fortunate than you? Is that so much to ask?

Caroline Kitchens should really give credit to her partners in making this video, Jennifer Barefoot and Emily Pregnant.

Can we stop calling them concerts then? How about dance recitals?

"Performance" aspects. Except for performing music, I guess.

There are an alarming number of people willing to pay a lot of money to see a lady with a nice butt pretend to sing shitty music.

...her claim that Drake sent "goons"...

This is when being in the grays is shitty. I made the same comment at the same time and you get all the credit. You are now and will forever be my mortal enemy ;)

You've got to look at the positives, though. The dude dressed up as Ray Rice and didn't even wear blackface!

At some point in the abortion "debate" I ceased to have the ability to be articulate about anti-abortion politicians and have only been able to say "fuck these fucking fucks" and pass out from bewilderment.

"This has got to be a new low, even for Irsay. He's a billionaire who drives a Toyota Highlander!?" - Jalopnik

Of course Jodi Ernst wouldn't put up with sexual harassment. I mean, she has a whole commercial touting her love of performing castrations.