I'm mostly impressed that they cut a nearly 2 minute trailer for a 31 minute porn and they didn't have to include any sex.

Teens are sexting, but I bet they're terrible at it. So just like teen sex, really.

My only regret is that I arrived to the post after you had already taken up the cause. I have no idea how anyone could suggest that we were judging his VALUES in this story.

Are you American?

I'm pretty psyched that my submission made it in! It was the guy who doesn't know about eggs. I'll never forget him.

Hi! So the story you're commenting about was mine.

Oh shit. I need to revise the things I do alone in the dark!

However, the initiative did not have clear oversight or close enough supervision to prevent the inclusion of topics that are sensational and controversial.

I saw a couple on the train this morning. They were both extremely attractive. He was wearing fitted sweatpants. Looked like a total asshole. Case closed.

Sounds like these people should get on Tinder. They could use a good random fuck.

It's almost like going on a reality show when you make a living through illegal activities is a really stupid idea.

Ok, but there's believing and then there's believing. I think it's simply untrue that everyone believes in something crazy.

Yeah, but the thing you believe is actually possible. I have no idea why you believe it, but it could be true.

1. Never said it was anyone's fault. I don't know that anyone's at fault for anything here.

No idea. They were clearly either published somewhere or at least meant for publication, though.

Weird story here.

If I can find Schlitz in my neighborhood I'll pick up a six pack on Sunday to test this out. And another six pack just to confirm the results of the first one.

That sounds like a very sexy mix of shared STDs. Thanks!

If you had to make the call, which stars (one male and one female) of the golden age would you say had the most notches on their bedposts?

There's something deeply sad about 18-22 year olds who have already dedicated themselves to becoming sex-negative scolds.