Worksafe, right...

No such thing as purple urine?

Challenge ... accepted!

Does anyone else want to shag Sherlock? I thought he was weird and asexual and then suddenly during That Woman episode I realized I need him to come make smart arrogant man love to me. Like today. my husband says he is ok with it.

No words.

Remember that lady who dressed her kid up as a KKK member for Halloween? She was all, "I'm not racist! I just think the races should be separate."

I hate that racists have figured out that "being racist" is a bad thing. I miss the days where they would just own it, instead of this mealy mouthed "how DARE you!" pearl-clutching when you call them out on it.

I never regretted my abortion! Ha-hahaha, it's good to be a witch!

Pretty sure she'd just get up, sigh loudly, and lock herself in the bathroom until he leaves.

When is the world going to aknowledge THIS GUY:

BLASPHEMY

I see your eiffel tower and raise you a statue of liberty.

That's where Siberian Ice Fairies keep the majority of their blood vessels.

This is one of those optical illusion things. Stare at her belt buckle at the center of the image for thirty seconds. Then look away from your monitor - look anywhere else - and you'll see something more attractive than this outfit.

Every Siberian ice fairy knows how important it is to keep your neck and forearms warm.

The whole stage set up is just bizarre. You have freaky backwardd legs and butt cheek emoji woman on the left, then we have the care bear fart, and then super random mid-nineties alt rock girl wailing her heart out.

I prefer the more natural and 'old', gender neutral "they"

My current temptation is to mail a bunch of pictures of wire hangers, knitting needles etc to Jane Nelson and all the other female legislators who voted this into law.

@Robb Nunya: Sounds like your dad had some pretty rockin' shindigs.