Didn't he read Paper Chase?
I'm not a big fan of high rises, but living in a condo at least 5 stories up definitely helps me sleep at night.
OK, that was FREAKING HILARIOUS! I loved his outraged: 'you're not even doing the count down!' comments through it. He was kinda horrified that she wasn't obeying the rules. And when he realized how tough it would be to get his bikini line done... I almost lost it. And God bless Ellen for reminding him 'your wife…
Sometimes when the Internet is slow I like to cruise AP Images and Getty, looking for photos of public figures doing things that are so normal it becomes goofy.
His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.
If I was asked to articulate why this is so hilarious, I would be unable to. That said, this is hilarious.
This is how I know that Joe Biden is my soulmate.
Yesterday, Vice President Joe Biden bought himself an ice cream cone, which he proceeded to eat while wearing…
No. Owen Wilson always looks like my high school environmental science teacher.
And if I'm not mistaken, the baby had a little snack at the end of the video, too! I love this video clip so much, my eyes literally turned into big red hearts.
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Oh my god, this made me cry! Tears of sweet, sweet joy! I don't care if people say we anthropomorphize animals too much, you CANNOT convince me elephants don't have the same kind of love as humans. Maybe even better in some cases! :/
I want elephant parents. They get me.
'OH MY GOD. BILLY? SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY?'
Not only do they dash to his rescue, they usher him up the safer route, carefully steer him away from another potential fall, stop and check him, and then he turns around so that one of the adults (his mother?) can specifically check his wounded tush with her trunk.
ETA: I actually saw one of these in person this past weekend. My mind was blown.
Malpractice != emotional distress.