Or a crossroads demon. Which would explain a lot.

This. Julia Roberts and her movies have been dead to me since the “A Low Vera” incident. THANKS, JULIA. THANK YOU FOR RUINING MYSTIC PIZZA FOR ME.

Bless you. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

The long weekend will give Kim Davis time to devote to her needlework. Idle hands are the Devil’s playground.

That scene makes me teary every. Damn. Time. It just got very dusty in my office.

Well hey, Tom Hardy. How you doin’ ?

In 7th grade (1983) there was a bench at my school where the pregnant girls sat out gym class.

Sandra Bullock being a crossroads demon actually explains a lot.

Once had a server spill a tray full of strawberry daiquiris in my lap. My first thought was, “Sweet! Free drinks!”

I knew there was a reason I was getting a whiff of LiLo as La Liz from the trailer.

Thank you for sending me down the Google images rabbit hole of “Brad Pitt Fight Club Abs”

The bear, when reached for comment.

Why so grim and gray Between? Is there no mall in the quarantined town? #TeamMallRats

MY PEOPLE! I AM NOT ALONE! I can’t eat foods that are squishy - tomatoes, citrus, peaches. Conversely, I can’t stand onions in a dish because of the crunch. I’m fine with the flavor, but those bitches better be diced down to a microscopic level.

It makes Jason Momoa sad when people don’t get jokes.

DANCE OFF! DANCE OFF!

They couldn’t fit her full name into a tweet. Welcome Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone.

I’m 43 (picture is 2 years old). BEST. WEBSITE. EVER.