In elementary school I wanted to be a librarian - until I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark and decided to become an archaeologist. I held on to that dream until roughly half way through the intro class in college. I realized I was not suited for field work and quickly switched to the museum studies discipline within my…

Sweetie, I'm so happy! Squish, squish darling.

Those sequin pants are giving me life. Buy them! Wear them! Rock the shite out of them!

If it can't be Judy, I will allow Rosemary Clooney's version and none others.

Charlie Hunnam's ass has never given me nightmares. The same cannot be said for dead-eyed Abel. That kid wants to murder us all.

The hair stylist says Priscilla. I say someone fell down the YouTube rabbit hole of Bobbie Gentry videos. As one does.

It's like EW frankenshopped Sigourney Weaver and Reese Witherspoon together.

He could hardly be called affable, but still. This is how Supernatural's Lucifer feels about being excluded from the list.

I'm still not over Bobby. I'll never be over Bobby.

My mind went to the same place.

In my head I just heard "You stick them with the pointy end" in Louise's voice and it may be the best thing I will experience all day.

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When I think of The Voice of God, I hear it as Eddie Izzard doing James Mason.

It did indeed. KING OF SUMMER DEATH MATCH!