All the stars.

You KNOW somebody turned him into a bong.

Of course it was Philly. Can we disown that city?

I love it when things blow up like this, and people or their defenders say they were “misunderstood.” No. They were totally understood. That isn’t the problem.

Jesus fuck how is this even a thing?

fright club

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

Don’t Blair out the answer!

Witch movie is that from?

Oh wait, they were brother and sister.

I’m never touching another seat pocket again, is my thinking.

They thought the airline provided formula? ha ha hahahahahaha! NOPE!

Flight from the Dominican Republic to Canada, late 1980s.

The inside of a lavatory of for over an hour as I was stuck inside.

How about just the funniest?

don't put knives in your dishwasher. Consider them like 100% cotton black t-shirts. They may say "Tumble dry low" and you can do it but you'll ruin the shirt. It will dull, shrink, and go from black to dusty chalkboard look. Knives in a dishwasher can be done but you'll dull your knives and some the water will split…

don't put knives in your dishwasher. Consider them like 100% cotton black t-shirts. They may say "Tumble dry low"…

I'm not sure which series they are, but I've had a set of heavy Wusthof knives for about 25 years and I think they are superb. They are the only knives I've ever owned, so my comparative opinion is worthless, but I am voting for them anyway. And yeah, no dishwasher, hand wash/towel dry immediately.

I'm not sure which series they are, but I've had a set of heavy Wusthof knives for about 25 years and I think they…

The 8" lifetime-guaranteed Wusthof Classic is dishwasher safe and "triple riveted for permanence." We like the sound of that, and did we mention it was dishwasher safe? [Wusthof Classic]

The 8" lifetime-guaranteed Wusthof Classic is dishwasher safe and "triple riveted for permanence." We like the…