The ride looks even better on my laptop from my couch in just under 5 minutes.

A pancake-driven rampage sounds so ... tasty! I would rampage a little for maple syrup and bacon.

Texas is disgusting.

Red is for Satan! Yeah!!!!

Yup. Pretty much. They’ll create a lot of excuses, but, face it, Texas is racist, y’all.

Aww. So glad I read the comments.

Doesn’t anyone recall Craigslist? San Francisco is also home to Craigslist—home of the original online roommate and short-term rental listings.

When I grow up, I want to become a corporation.

Michelle just made it OK for every woman to wear casual athletic wear at public events in front of the cameras. Yeah!

He was near I-35 and just south of Austin. No biggie.

Only 20 file folders? I thought we were supposed to have at least 31 (for <31 days of the month). GTD is all a lie. A lie, I tell you!!!!

Football is practically a celebration of violence and death. Fuck football.

Maybe she passed out at the wheel? I can’t imagine being so drunk that you wouldn’t notice a PARADE in the road.

At first I thought, why is Hillary hanging out with Monica Lewinsky?

She put up with Bill for, oh, two or three decades. Then she ran for the Senate and won. The she ran for president and yet survived politically by becoming Secretary of State (Thanks, Obama). Now that she’s running again for president, all of her experience is working for her. She knows the game so well that she’s…

“I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at the door, looks like you didn’t.”

Look into Oswald’s background, and you’ll find plenty of connections between Oswald and the CIA, who it is believed sent him on such expeditions as living in Russia, where he met his wife who took the above picture.

The Uni-ball Roller Micro (0.5 mm). I buy a 12 pack once or twice per year.

The Uni-ball Roller Micro (0.5 mm). I buy a 12 pack once or twice per year.

Florida + zombies is never a good combination.

My totally-unprofessional-advice for people under 35 is to protect yourself from unemployment or other near-term disasters, typically employment or health related. Your first financial goal, when you’re renting, is to keep 6 months of living expenses on hand. That means you can’t buy that new sofa and need to cut back…