The weird thing is, as someone who spent years in graduate school, earned a PhD, and has since been a practicing scientist for many years, I have never heard other scientists talk about the supposed “scientific method,” only grade-school teachers and other non-scientists even mention it.

Seriously. Peach is one pinch short of ass grabbing. Just don’t even get close.

Say something like, “You can call me ‘kiddo’ as long as I can call you ‘grandpa.’” Then maybe he’ll get the hint.

I always keep a few take-out chopsticks around for just this kind of thing. They’re also useful for getting little things that fall into small places like sinks and drain pipes.

OMG, she’s a little Amy Schumer!!

Dammit. Let the little children take over! The adults are stupid.

She totally learned that from her mother. Lol!!!

Great. I won’t get a wink of sleep tonight. Damn you!!! *shakes fist*

My cats love playing the Friskies catfishing game on my iPad. One cat will tap the iPad with her paw to let me know she wants to play.

Reddit.

Maybe he just needs his own iPad.

They obvs expect their customers to be unemployed (or underemployed), because 99% of those outfits are unacceptable for most office jobs.

People are awful. The end.

Most shameful scene ever. All the white men remind me of Paul Giamatti in 12 Years a Slave.

“borderline cruel mean girl, but I respect the hell out of her”

Weird. I was just thinking about Heathers yesterday.

Forget the kids, I’m getting one of these for the office!

Me, too!

Yes, Michelle made it OK to wear sleeveless dresses to work!

Go away. If you are confused, you just don’t get fashion.