God I hate playing games for fun.

I’m thrilled they’re continuing with support for the single player roguelike mode. It’s what I play most when I boot up Hearthstone now. I hope it will remain free, but if not I’d probably shell out some bucks.

One of my all time favorites, which I hadn’t seen in a decade but randomly decided last week that my girlfriend needed to see for the first time. She was not impressed with Connelly. Made me reconsider the relationship.

Okay, serious question. Why are all these dudes white? Is there some Eastern European gene passed down that excels at moving around heavy shit?

Neymar: “Boy, soccer sure is taxing on my body. I wish I could defer some of this indefinitely. I wonder...”

If he wasn’t so bad at blocking only the people he wanted to see this would have.

Down goes Frazer?

Was my first thought on seeing the post’s title as well.

*Kris Kringle puts down paper, shudders*

Refreshing to see a story involving the Vikings and a clap that doesn’t take place on a boat.

No wonder that guy had to use the glitch. Painfully hard to watch him fumble about unable to hit helpless opponents.

Tentacles must be a recessive gene.

Hannibal was brilliant. It was too smart a show for America.

FYI, Castles of Burgundy is fantastic

FYI, Castles of Burgundy is fantastic

Is this USMNT defense coached by that Dolphins coach that got fired? Because the slightest sniff from an attacker and that line disappeared.

Glennon would have had to bend over to pick this fruit.

Glennon should have seen this benching coming.

Look, I already got enough of watching an athlete lose a competition while caring not a single bit that he’s just flinging his balls all over the place. I watched Cutler and the Dolphins this weekend.

Fin.

I’m not much for superlatives, but being in the totality of the eclipse was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. I struggle with how to describe it. I didn’t take pictures. I didn’t take video. I stood for a minute thirty, mouth agape. Whatever distance people traveled to be in the path, it was worth it. I was…